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The Latest Jokes - Page 330
He's so short you can see his shoes in his drivers license photo.
what do you get when you run over a baby bird with a lawnmower?
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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL
- Lynn Lavner
How do we know that God wanted us to eat animals? Because they're made of meat!
The blonde sees a police officer with a K9 dog, and she starts laughing, "Ha! A blind cop with a seeing eye dog!"
SEX now i got your attention
why did your grandmother put roller skates on her rocking chair?
She wanted to rock and roll.
your so old you can have the volume on the tv all the way up and still fall asleep
i went to walmart the other day and i asked where the chip isle was and they took me to an isle and introduced me to chip the stockboy
why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
because their boyfriends blonde too.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Why does Edward Woodward have four Ds in his name? Because it would sound pretty stupid if his name was Ewar Woowar. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 46.7143% The joke's popularity is: 4.845
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