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The Latest Jokes - Page 34
Why does a blond take a surfboard with her when she's computing? she's trying to surf the web
There are a lot of cleaning products that talk about killing bacteria, but not one of them tells you what to do with all those tiny corpses.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephant coming over the hill? Look, there comes the elephant over the hill... What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephant coming over the hill wearing dark sunglasses? Nothing...he didnt recognize him
why dont seagulls fly by the bay? because then they would be called baygulls!
Yo momma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it
what is the difference between mic jagger and a scottish farmer? mic jagger says "hey, you, get off of my cloud." a scottish farmer says "hey McCloud, get off of my ewe'"
why does tigger smell? because he's always playing with pooh...
why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side
whne you meet your deadline are you going to shake its hand?
what do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt and crosses back again. Answer: a dirty double crosser
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Weeding Out The Weakest A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate As fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And, THAT is why you always feel smarter after a few beers. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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