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The Latest Jokes - Page 34
Why does a blond take a surfboard with her when she's computing? she's trying to surf the web
There are a lot of cleaning products that talk about killing bacteria, but not one of them tells you what to do with all those tiny corpses.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephant coming over the hill? Look, there comes the elephant over the hill... What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephant coming over the hill wearing dark sunglasses? Nothing...he didnt recognize him
why dont seagulls fly by the bay? because then they would be called baygulls!
Yo momma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it
what is the difference between mic jagger and a scottish farmer? mic jagger says "hey, you, get off of my cloud." a scottish farmer says "hey McCloud, get off of my ewe'"
why does tigger smell? because he's always playing with pooh...
why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side
whne you meet your deadline are you going to shake its hand?
what do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt and crosses back again. Answer: a dirty double crosser
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Dave irritated everyone in our office. Whether it was the tone of his voice or his condescending attitude, we all steered clear. He must have suspected he was annoying, because he asked a co-worker, "Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?" Larry responded, "It saves time." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.977
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