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The Latest Jokes - Page 334
Do Skunks think they smell good?
Magicians pull rabbits out of hats.
What do rabbits pull out of THEIR hats?
-NOTHING! Rabbits don't wear hats.
how do you catch a unique rabbit? you neek up on it.
A farmer was out in the cornfield, talking to the cornstalks. He says, "I've got a secret to tell you."
The corstalk responds, "Go ahead, I'm all ears".
Where does a toddler ghost sit, at the table?
In a BOOster seat.
Why was the dog fired from the phone sex company? She didn't come when you called her.
what is red and goes up and down?
a tomatoe in an elevator
Knock Knock, Who's there?...Orange...Orange who? Orange you glad it's me?
what do you get when you cross a porcupine and a sheep? An animal that knits it's own sweaters.
>Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging
>violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed,
>"God,
>please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big
>arms
>and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having
>almost
>drowned twice.
>
>After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me
>strength
>and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong
>arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after
>almost capsizing once.
>
>Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God,
>please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the
>river."
>Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred
>yards
>up stream and walked across the bridge.
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