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The Latest Jokes - Page 335
A cheesburger walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender said, "I'm sorry but we don't serve food here!"
There is no place like here so this must be the place
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refridgerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
i met a woman the orther night and asked her how she would like her eggs in the morning. she replied,unfertilized
Every time I get soap in my eyes I think to myself "Is showering really worth it?"
one snowman says to the other snowman, is it just me or does it always seem to be nighttime
The Etch-a-Sketch is the toy for drawing that makes drawing ALMOST completely impossible. The Etch-a-Sketch simulates what drawing would be like if you had crippling arthritis.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't have pet Rhinoceroses.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 3 BLONDES WHO FROZE TO DEATH AT THE DRIVE IN.THEY WERE WAITING TO SEE "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER".
What is Gray?
A melted penguin
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