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The Latest Jokes - Page 35
I bought a cordless extension cord.
St. Peter was at the golden gate when he remembered he had an appointment at the doctors. He called Jesus and asked if he could find someone to take his place for a few hours. Well Jesus tried but everyone was busy so he decided he would watch the gate. When he was at the gate, along came an old man and Jesus asked him what do you want old man, and the old man said he wanted to get into heaven. Then Jesus said you must tell me a few things about yourself before I can do that. So the old man says "I am just a simple carpenter, but my son was a famous person." At this point Jesus looks at the old man and says, "Father," and the old man looks back and says "Pinocchio?"
your momma's so fat she has other fat women orbiting her
wats a fish without it's i? a fssh
i love you like a fat kid loves cake
The funniest joke in the world killed 10 people today...the chicken thought it was hilarious.
me and my friends were laughing and i kicked his nuts.! they went all over the place
A giraffe walked into a bar and said, "The highballs are on me."
What do you call someone else's cheese? Nacho cheese.
What do you do when you're lost in the ocean?
Use your shell phone.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A Venusian walked around a corner and turned into a drugstore. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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