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The Latest Jokes - Page 348
your just like a door knob, everybody gets a turn
Sen. Obama's name or pic has been used with a reference to Osama twice in the media on "accident". My fear is not that it will hurt his election chances, but that the Bush regime will hear about it and send special forces to Capitol Hill to capture him.
Joke:
A nieve guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices a girl sitting across from him and tells the bartender to "buy her a drink". The bartender wispers back "the girl's a lesbian". The nieve guy says "I don't care what she is just buy her a drink and tell her I'd like to join her". The bartender pours the girl a drink and a few minutes later the guy struts around the bar sits down and says, "I understand you're from Lesbia".
A guy walks into a bar and gets knocked unconscious
Sorry, we don't serve rope here.
I'm a frayed knot!
You wanna hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in a mud puddle.
You wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a bath.
Joke about the perception of loyalty between men and woman.
A women spends the night at a friends. He husband calls 10 of them the next day and no one says they saw her. A man spends the night with a friend. The next day his wife calls 10 of them. Eight of them say he spent the night and the other 2 said he's still there.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your clock? Time to get a new clock!
What is the brunette mating call? "All the blondes are gone."
What is the blonde mating call? "I am, like, so drunk right now!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?" Tom says, "I would switch one train to another track." "What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector. "I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever," answers Tom. "What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector. "Then," Tom continues, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box." "What if the phone was busy?" "In that case," Tom argues, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station". "What if that had been vandalized?" "Oh, well," says Tom, "in that case I'd run into town and get my Uncle Leo." This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?" "Because he's never seen a train crash!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.508
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