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The Latest Jokes - Page 36
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. One breaks it and then they all get a big insurance check.
Did you hear about the emo grass? It cuts itself.
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner.
dude! sweet! dude! sweet! -dude where's my car?
what's the difference between a thousand dead babies and a lexus? i don't have a lexus in my garage!
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
How many Emo Kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can cry in the dark.
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
Your mother is so fat she flosses with the garden hose.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 87.2777% The joke's popularity is: 4.864
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