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There was a young lady named Bright, Who travelled much faster than light. She set out one day In a relative way, And returned on the previous night!
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Why did the Christian cross himself? To get to the other side.
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Goose. Goose. Goose. Duck!
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what is a pirates favorite subject in school? arrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
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A salesman and a clown were captured by cannibals. They put the salesman in the pot and cooked him, but they let the clown go. The clown asked the cannibal chief, "Why didn't you eat me?" The chief replied. "We can't eat you. You would taste funny."
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Mickey and Minnie Mouse get a divorce, when they go to the lawyer he asked why Mickey wants to divorce Minnie for being silly. He said I didn't say she was silly I said she was ------- Goofy.
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pete and repeat went into a boat. pete fell out. who was left? repeat. pete and repeat went into a boat. pete fell out. who was left? repeat
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my car got a flat tire once because a nail got stuck to it. when the repairman came asked what happened, my friend said, "We got nailed."
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YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE A REDNECK IF YOUR DAD WALKS YOU TO SCHOOL BECAUSE HE IS IN THE SAME GRADE.
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A REDNECK IF YOU GO TO A FAMILY REUNION TO MEET GIRLS.
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