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The Latest Jokes - Page 357
Did you hear about the blonde who returned a
scarf she got for Christmas because it was too tight?
Kid: How much are your puppies? Pet Store Owner: They are $10 apiece. Kid: How much for a whole one?
Adam to Eve: you going to finish that rib?
Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't
dial 911 because her cell phone didn't have
an eleven?
what do you call someone who hangs around with real musicians? a drummer
yOU CAN TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU CANT TUNA FISH
"Look at this mess!" roared an angry customer at a local cafe, pointing to his squashed doughnut.
"It's just as you ordered it, sir," the waitress replied meekly. "You told me to bring you coffee and a doughnut and step on it."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in, it's raining!
As the horsepower in modern automobiles steadily rises, the
congestion of traffic steadily lowers the average possible speed
of your car. This is known as Progress.
Q: Why do you find ghosts hanging around liquor stores?
A: That's where they get their boo's.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other i'll drive, you man the guns Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 10.6459% The joke's popularity is: 5.953
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