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The Latest Jokes - Page 357
Did you hear about the blonde who returned a
scarf she got for Christmas because it was too tight?
Kid: How much are your puppies? Pet Store Owner: They are $10 apiece. Kid: How much for a whole one?
Adam to Eve: you going to finish that rib?
Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't
dial 911 because her cell phone didn't have
an eleven?
what do you call someone who hangs around with real musicians? a drummer
yOU CAN TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU CANT TUNA FISH
"Look at this mess!" roared an angry customer at a local cafe, pointing to his squashed doughnut.
"It's just as you ordered it, sir," the waitress replied meekly. "You told me to bring you coffee and a doughnut and step on it."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in, it's raining!
As the horsepower in modern automobiles steadily rises, the
congestion of traffic steadily lowers the average possible speed
of your car. This is known as Progress.
Q: Why do you find ghosts hanging around liquor stores?
A: That's where they get their boo's.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A cowboy is out riding the range on his horse and gets caught by Indians, who take him back to their Indian village. When he gets there the Chief comes in and says "ok white man, we have a tradition in our tribe that you get one wish a day for 3 days, then you die. Time for your 1st wish" The cowboy says, Id like to speak wiht my horse. So the Indians bring in the horse, the cowboy whispers in his ear. The horse rides back to town and brings back a hot blonde, who goes into the tent with the cowboy and leaves 2 minutes later. The next day the cowboy again wishes to speak with his horse, he again whispers in the horses ear. The horse goes into town and brings back a hot brunette. She goes into the tent and leaves a minute later. On his third and final wish the cowboy again wishes to speak wiht his horse. The horse is brought in and the cowboy takes the horse by the riegns, looks him in the eye and yells "I said posse!!!!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 77.6699% The joke's popularity is: 3.791
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