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The Latest Jokes - Page 360
What's black white and read all over? The newspaper.
What's black white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.
A blind man sitting at a bar Yells out "who wants to hear a blonde joke" The man beside him whispers "hey before you tel that joke you should know that the bartender is about 250lbs. and a blonde. the two bouncers at the door, and the biker sitting on the other side of you are all three blonde. I'm a third degree black belt and also a blonde. You sure you want to tell that joke?" the blind man responded "Well not if i'm gonna have to explain it 5 times!"
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet. Finally, Larry, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Why did the blond put lipstick on her forehead?
She was trying to make up her mind!
What do you get when you cross a ruler with a pencil? Lined paper.
Two drunks walk into a bar. Wouldn't two drunks walk out of a bar?
My car is a Rolls Canharly. It rolls down one hill, but can har'ly get up the next!
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer "
knock knock
who's there
donna
donna who
donna make me stand out here all night
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A girls first time As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! Excuse me, What were you thinkin'? Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 3.8341% The joke's popularity is: 6.360
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