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The Latest Jokes - Page 360
What's black white and read all over? The newspaper.
What's black white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.
A blind man sitting at a bar Yells out "who wants to hear a blonde joke" The man beside him whispers "hey before you tel that joke you should know that the bartender is about 250lbs. and a blonde. the two bouncers at the door, and the biker sitting on the other side of you are all three blonde. I'm a third degree black belt and also a blonde. You sure you want to tell that joke?" the blind man responded "Well not if i'm gonna have to explain it 5 times!"
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet. Finally, Larry, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Why did the blond put lipstick on her forehead?
She was trying to make up her mind!
What do you get when you cross a ruler with a pencil? Lined paper.
Two drunks walk into a bar. Wouldn't two drunks walk out of a bar?
My car is a Rolls Canharly. It rolls down one hill, but can har'ly get up the next!
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer "
knock knock
who's there
donna
donna who
donna make me stand out here all night
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I Looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..." The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mama ... I don’t know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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