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The Latest Jokes - Page 37
Q. what is blue and looks like a bucket?
A. a blue bucket
3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.
Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says to the other "pretty hot in here isnt it?" The other muffin says "holy mackeral! a talking muffin!"
I'm getting tired of this sex on the television. I keep falling off!
why does piglet smell so bad? because he plays with pooh!
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
whats brown and sticky?
a stick
knock knock. whos there? woo. woo who? geez what are you an owl?
a duck walks into a drugstore and says,"give me some chapstick, and put it on my bill"
Kid: How much are your puppies? Pet Store Owner: They are $10 apiece. Kid: How much for a whole one?
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