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The Latest Jokes - Page 361
knock knock
who's there
little old lady
little old lady who
I didn't know you could yodel!
A hearse is trying to climb a steep hill on an icy winter day when it suddenly slides backwards and hits a lightpole. The back door of the hearse opens, the coffin slides down the hill and crashes through the window of a pharmacy. The coffin slides to the back, comes to a halt, the lid pops open, the "stiff" sits up and says to the pharmacist, "Hey doc, you got anything to stop this coffin?"
The
average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
two of the most expensively saved animals were being
released back
into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in
full view, a killer whale ate them both.
My father was a magician. He could walk down the street and turn into a bar.
A man walks in a bar with jumper cables. The Bartenter said,"DON'T YOU START NOTHING".
If athlete's get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Missle-toe!
A man's Home is his castle in a manor of speaking
How may psychologists does it take to put in a light bulb?
None, for it has to first be determined, is the bulb truly broken?
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial Intelligence
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