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The Latest Jokes - Page 362
a blonde went to the airport and seen a sign that said airport left, so she went home
Confucious say: He who play with fire make big ash of self!
A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't allow your kind in here" and throws the string out into the dirty road. The piece of string gets tangled up in itself and goes back into the bar. "Aren't you the piece of string i just threw out of here?" the bartender asked. "Fraid knot" it replied.
What do you call a parrot under an umbrella in a rainstorm? Polly unsaturated.
It's raining cats and dogs. Don't step in a poodle!
Why do Spanish air hostesses wear gum boots? Because the rain in spain is always on the plane.
Name something you get from a goose.....
bumps!
what is a ducks favorite snack? Cheese and quackers
How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
Sign at Church: Thursday night - potluck dinner. Prayer and medication to follow.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I tried to get a job as a beer taster once, but in the end, I bottled it. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.292
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