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Blonde decides ro go ice fishing.As she cuts the ice and drops the line she hears a voice from above"there are no fish uinder the ice'.She moves further down and repeats cutting ice and dropping her line,again the voice comes"there are no fish under the ice"Again she moves,cuts ice,drops line,again voice tells her ,no fish under the ice.Blone oo upwards towards the sky and asks,"Lord is that you?" " No",the voice replies,"this is the manager of the hokey rink"
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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What did the Zen Buhdist sayy to the hot dog vendor? Make me "one" with everything
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I have to go to work everyday! Everyday! I don't know where I was when we made this deal with society. Probably at home, sleeping
    70.1% funny

 

What is Irish and sits around the pool? Pati'O Furniture
    61.0% funny

 

In Heaven, the complaint department is at the bottom of this long stairway. When you get to the bottom a door slams shut and locks behind you. You're in hell.
    38.7% funny

 

Why should you not give blondes the weekend off from work? Because you have to retrain them on Monday.
    24.0% funny

 

What's red on one side, white on the other and dark all around? The freeway at night.
    57.2% funny

 

Jingle bells, batman smell, robin laid an egg, the batmobile, lost its wheel and the joker got away!
    50.8% funny

 

dirty joke: pig fell in the mud clean joke: he took a bath
    78.6% funny

 

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