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The Latest Jokes - Page 366
Blonde decides ro go ice fishing.As she cuts the ice and drops the line she hears a voice from above"there are no fish uinder the ice'.She moves further down and repeats cutting ice and dropping her line,again the voice comes"there are no fish under the ice"Again she moves,cuts ice,drops line,again voice tells her ,no fish under the ice.Blone oo upwards towards the sky and asks,"Lord is that you?" " No",the voice replies,"this is the manager of the hokey rink"
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
What did the Zen Buhdist sayy to the hot dog vendor?
Make me "one" with everything
I have to go to work everyday! Everyday! I don't know where I was when we made this deal with society. Probably at home, sleeping
What is Irish and sits around the pool?
Pati'O Furniture
In Heaven, the complaint department is at the bottom of this long stairway. When you get to the bottom a door slams shut and locks behind you. You're in hell.
Why should you not give blondes the weekend off from work? Because you have to retrain them on Monday.
What's red on one side, white on the other and dark all around?
The freeway at night.
Jingle bells, batman smell, robin laid an egg, the batmobile, lost its wheel and the joker got away!
dirty joke: pig fell in the mud
clean joke: he took a bath
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?" Tom says, "I would switch one train to another track." "What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector. "I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever," answers Tom. "What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector. "Then," Tom continues, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box." "What if the phone was busy?" "In that case," Tom argues, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station". "What if that had been vandalized?" "Oh, well," says Tom, "in that case I'd run into town and get my Uncle Leo." This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?" "Because he's never seen a train crash!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.508
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