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The Latest Jokes - Page 367
What's big, green and sits in the corner? The incredible sulk!
This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty.
I want to name my kid Void so he won't be able to cash any of his paychecks.
Two penguins are sitting on an iceberg. The first penguin says to the second penguin "It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo" The second penguin replies "what makes you think I'm not"
I could never be a rabbi. I could not live the rest of my life one letter away from a rabbit.
Man: Waitress, taste my soup!
Waitress: Is there something wrong, sir?
Man: Taste my soup!
Waitress: Is it cold? I can get you another bowl of soup.
Man: Taste my soup!
Waitress: All right, then. Oh, there's no spoon.
Man: Aha!
Melissa Rivers has soft teeth. I should know. I'm her dental hygienist!
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what
happened.
The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I
Looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree,
so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..."
The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mama ... I don’t know how to
tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty
miles is your air freshener."
men have only two faults everything they say and everything they do
Two eggs, a piece of bacon and a bagel walk into a bar. The bagel says, "I'd like to buy my friends here a drink." The bartender said, "I'm sorry, sir. We don't serve breakfast."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What's the difference between a musician and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 3.5294% The joke's popularity is: 6.486
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