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The Latest Jokes - Page 368
What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a porcupine?
A 10ft toothbrush!
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
how many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
1 5 1 5
knock knock, who's there? jimmy, jimmy who? jimmy cracked corn and i don't care.
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate
one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the
trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches her
yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman,calmly.
"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my flashers!" she replied.
(To a man) What does a woman say who is completely sexually satisfied?
(Man - I dont know)
I did not think you would know.
After a horrible accident involving a biker from the biker gang "The Carrots" and a tractor trailer, the biker's Carrot "bros" visit the emergency room to ask the doctor if their fellow Carrot is going to live. "Live?", the doctor asks, "Oh he'll live alright. But I'm afraid he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
How do you keep a moron in suspense? I will tell you later.
Your epidermis is showing.
how do you catch a unique rabbit? unique up on it.
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