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The Latest Jokes - Page 369
When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had that baby, they're both so attractive that I didn't even think it would be a baby. I was expecting the world's only living unicorn.
descartes was on a plane. the stewardess says, "do you want some peanuts" descartes says "I think not!" *poof*
How do you catch a Polar Bear?
First you cut a big round hole in the ice
Then you put peas all around the hole
When the bear comes up to take a pea
You kick him in the ice hole
What do you call a moose with no legs? You can call him anything you want to, but he still won't come to you.
When we die,we go out of this world the same way we came into it;
No hair, No teeth, & wearing a diaper!
google me once, google me twice,
google me all day long for a price
What is the similarity between an elephant and a plum? They are both purple, except the elephant.
A "Snake bite emergency kit" is a body bag.
what did the salami say to the bread? Let's make a sandwich
Positive thought for the day:
When you feel that nobody loves you,
Nobody cares for you,
Everyone is ignoring you,
You should really ask yourself....
Am I an asshole?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Patient: Doctor, doctor I have only 58 seconds to live!!!!!! Doctor: I’ll be with you in a minute Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 12.0741% The joke's popularity is: 5.829
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