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The Latest Jokes - Page 370
what's the favourite drink of an emo person? lEMOnade
jumbo shrimp
An anagram for Google is a French Dancer, Le Go Go
Did you hear about the blonde who
spilled spot remover on her dog?
Now he"s gone.
How many amoeba does it take to change a light bulb? 1. No, 2...4...8 stop! 16, 32...
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it do a backflip.
The early bird might get the worm, but the SMART bird eats out of the bird feeder.
Why couldn't a bike stand on its own? It was two tired?
What do you get when you eat a blackberry?
A Bluetooth!
How do you get down off a duck? You don't, you get down off a goose.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Melissa Rivers has soft teeth. I should know. I'm her dental hygienist! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.553
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