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The Latest Jokes - Page 38
Two snare drums and a pair of cymbals fall down a cliff. Badah ching!
What do emo cows say?
E-moo!
If drinking and driving is not allowed, why do they have parking lots at the bar ?
The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it
I bet you $5 I know where you got your shoes. You got your shoes on your feet
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
A man walks into a bar.. Owch
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
A man walked into a bar and got knocked out.
A second man walked into a bar and got knocked out.
A third man ducked.
What color is a cheerleader? Yeller
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 64.8951% The joke's popularity is: 4.854
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