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The Latest Jokes - Page 38
Two snare drums and a pair of cymbals fall down a cliff. Badah ching!
What do emo cows say?
E-moo!
If drinking and driving is not allowed, why do they have parking lots at the bar ?
The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it
I bet you $5 I know where you got your shoes. You got your shoes on your feet
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
A man walks into a bar.. Owch
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
A man walked into a bar and got knocked out.
A second man walked into a bar and got knocked out.
A third man ducked.
What color is a cheerleader? Yeller
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: One day some silly string goes into a bar. The bartender says to the string that you can't drink here so the string leaves. Then the string gets his cousin, Rope. Rope and unwraps his arms, and messes with his hair and goes back into the bar. He gets a drink. Ten minutes later, the bartender says "Wait a minute! Were you not that silly string that walked in 10 minutes ago." " 'Fraid (k)not says the rope." Then the bartender gets silly stringed. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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