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Two snare drums and a pair of cymbals fall down a cliff. Badah ching!
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What do emo cows say? E-moo!
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If drinking and driving is not allowed, why do they have parking lots at the bar ?
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The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it
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I bet you $5 I know where you got your shoes. You got your shoes on your feet
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I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
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A man walks into a bar.. Owch
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How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.
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A man walked into a bar and got knocked out. A second man walked into a bar and got knocked out. A third man ducked.
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What color is a cheerleader? Yeller
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what do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other ? Eileen

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