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The Latest Jokes - Page 371
knock knock... who's there? bunny... bunny who? bunny rabbit
I slept like a baby last night:
I woke up every 2 hours crying, & wanting a nipple in my mouth.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
You're so ugly you are the reason the crab nebula is moving away from the earth!
why did the punk rocker cross the road? Because he had a chicken stapled to his face.
Mark says, "Someone just told me I look exactly like Brad Pitt!"
Sandra asks, "Who told you that?"
Mark says, "Stevie Wonder".
knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwoning?
blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
My favorite part of an order of onion rings is the free french fry.
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