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The Latest Jokes - Page 373
I wanted to be a lawyer but I'm Irish.
I can't pass the bar.
If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all.
Dirty Joke: A white horse jumps in the mud.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hid in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? See how well it works?
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
Woman went to the doctor and after the exam, he told her there was nothing wrong with her. She exclaimed, I want a second opinion. The doctor said, OK, your ugly too.
I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long!
My daughter always says things like, "This is Piper's toy".
So I said to her, "Don't talk about yourself in the 3rd person like that, it freaks daddy out".
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
You say your nose is running and your feet smell? How interesting, you're built upside down!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: two mushrooms are in the forest. "hi" says one. "shut up, mushrooms can't talk" says the other Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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