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The Latest Jokes - Page 374
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 7 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, one of my older brothers matt or jeremy, my sister hazel or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. I think it's jeremy.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
knock knock Who's there?Car go.Car go who? Car go BEEP BEEP!!!
Customer: The food smells funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
What time is it? Time to get a watch.
What do steroid and hurricanes have in common? They make you run faster.
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what has eight wheels, is green and flies all over? A trash truck Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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