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The Latest Jokes - Page 375
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Q: Why is the SPERM BANK not a member of Bankers Association of the Philippines?
A: Because it obtains its funds not from deposits but from withdrawals...
A great example of globalization: Princess Diana, a Welch princess with an Egyptian fiancee, crashed in a French tunnel while riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, chased by Italian paparazzis on Japanese bikes and an American doctor tried to save them using Brazilian medicines...
A dog barked at a boy. The boy was so scared he turned to the owner of the dog. Then the owner told him to introduce himself to the dog. The kid said, "Hello, I'm Mark...!."
A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch, I should look where I'm going."
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
how does the man on the moon cut his hair? eclipse it
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what's green and hairy, and goes up, and down? A gooseberry in a lift! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 52.2167% The joke's popularity is: 3.910
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