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The Latest Jokes - Page 376
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was chicken.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
A man walks into a bar, and gets a lump on his head.
An antique-store owner is carrying a grandfather clock out the front door to display on the sidewalk. A drunk hobo comes along and bumps into him making him drop the clock on the sidewalk. The store owner yells, "Hey! Why don't you look where you're going?!"
The drunk replies, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everyone else!"
In a world without frointiers, who needs Windows and Gates?
Two blondes are going for a walk in the woods when they come across some tracks. One blonde says "look, deer tracks!" The other says "those aren't deer tracks, they're rabbit tracks." While they stood there arguing, the train came along and killed them both.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey you, we don't serve food in here!"
A woman went grocery shopping and picked up milk, eggs, and other items. She proceeded to the checkout and placed her items on the belt. A man came into line after her, looked at her items and asked, "You're single, aren't you?" The woman, taken aback, said, "Yes I am. How did you know? The man replied, "Because, you're ugly."
What did the spaghetti say to the tomato? "Don't get saucy with me!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Why did the cow cross the road. To go to the moooovies Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 68.7500% The joke's popularity is: 1.505
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