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Slept like a log last night, woke up on the fireplace
    46.1% funny

 

i can only please one person per day. today is not your day. tomorrow isnt looking to good either.
    29.1% funny

 

How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 - He stands on the ladder and let's the world revolve around him.
    62.0% funny

 

what goes "clip" ? A one legged horse...
    100.0% funny

 

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich? Because the poor don't have any money.
    44.0% funny

 

I'm so poor I can't afford to pay attention.
    98.6% funny

 

what do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue.
    75.2% funny

 

how do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her the drinks are on the house
    88.7% funny

 

Two nuns are riding a double bicycle down the back streets of the vatican the first nun looks at the second nun and says "I've never come this way before" the second nun looks at the first nun and goes, "It's the cobblestones"
    74.0% funny

 

orange you glad to see me?
    94.3% funny

 

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I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One said to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets."

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