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Goth #1: I'm so goth my smile muscles atrophied. Goth #2: I'm so goth my smile muscles never grew. Goth #3: What's a smile?
    55.2% funny

 

I'm so goth I wear sunglasses to open the refrigerator.
    53.0% funny

 

Whats the fastest fish in the world ? A Motor pike !
    29.9% funny

 

Why did the horse cross the road? It was going to see its neeyyybor.
    0.0% funny

 

how does a pig get to the hospital? with a hambulance
    41.3% funny

 

Why does Tigger smell? Because he keeps playing with pooh...
    74.6% funny

 

whats the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide arms!
    100.0% funny

 

when is a door not a door? when it's ajar!
    30.5% funny

 

I once kicked my friends nuts. The whole packet spilled and went all over the place
    100.0% funny

 

Momma tomato, Poppa tomato and Baby tomato are walking down the street. Baby tomato starts lagging, so Papa tomato goes back there, squishes him, and says.. "Ketchup."
    77.4% funny

 

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