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A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class. The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class." "I can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde." Well I'll get the pilot. The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says," What did you say?" The pilot simply says," I told her 1st class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!!"
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it's cold out here!
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how do you make a apple turnover ? push it down a hill
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knock knock who's there dave dave who dave, your husband, let me in!
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a man walks into the butcher's. he says to the butcher, "how much are those fillet steaks over there?". the butcher replies, "2 for £20". the man asks how much one is. the butcher says, "£12.50". the man says, "i'll take the other one".
    54.0% funny

 

whats the biggest city in the world? dublin, becuase its keeps on dublin and dublin and dublin...
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act your age not your shoe size
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what's black and white and red all over? A penguin with at sunburn
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one snowman says to the other snowman, is it just me or can you smell carrots?
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who invented fractions? henry the eighth
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