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The Latest Jokes - Page 39
Do you know what I don't get? Invited to Parties!
if Barbie is so popular why do u have to buy her friends
The trouble with the rat race is, even if you win, you're still a rat.
why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9
Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop
why is 6 afraid of 7? numbers can't get scared
Why coundn't the pirate go see the movie? Because in was rated ARRRRRRR.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Boo
Boo who
Don't cry its only a joke
A man in a non-smoking home says, "Well, I think I'll step out for a breath of fresh smoke
what did the duck say to the bartender when he walked ino the bar?
-I love you
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Damn Fish There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish. His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that." The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fu#@%*& potatoes!!!!" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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