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The Latest Jokes - Page 39
Do you know what I don't get? Invited to Parties!
if Barbie is so popular why do u have to buy her friends
The trouble with the rat race is, even if you win, you're still a rat.
why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9
Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop
why is 6 afraid of 7? numbers can't get scared
Why coundn't the pirate go see the movie? Because in was rated ARRRRRRR.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Boo
Boo who
Don't cry its only a joke
A man in a non-smoking home says, "Well, I think I'll step out for a breath of fresh smoke
what did the duck say to the bartender when he walked ino the bar?
-I love you
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