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The Latest Jokes - Page 39
Do you know what I don't get? Invited to Parties!
if Barbie is so popular why do u have to buy her friends
The trouble with the rat race is, even if you win, you're still a rat.
why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9
Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop
why is 6 afraid of 7? numbers can't get scared
Why coundn't the pirate go see the movie? Because in was rated ARRRRRRR.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Boo
Boo who
Don't cry its only a joke
A man in a non-smoking home says, "Well, I think I'll step out for a breath of fresh smoke
what did the duck say to the bartender when he walked ino the bar?
-I love you
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Six guys are playing poker. After losing $500 on one hand, Smith clutches his chest and topples over, dead at the table. To decide who's going to tell his wife, his buddies draw straws. Anderson picks the short one. "Break it to her gently," they all urge. "Leave it to me," he says. When Smith's wife comes to the door, Anderson says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards." "How much?" the wife yells, eyes blazing. "Tell him to drop dead!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 65.9240% The joke's popularity is: 2.883
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