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The Latest Jokes - Page 382
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing - he won't come when you call him, anyway.
not the brightest crayon in the box are we?
did you eat a big bowl of stupid for breakfast this morning?
how many hypnotists does it take to change a light bulb? have you ever tried to change a light bulb whilst you're asleep?
a man was stopped for speeding. the cop says, "i've been waiting all day for someone like you to arrive". the guy says, "well, i got here as fast as i could". when the cop had finally finished laughing, he sent the guy on his way without a ticket.
knock knock
whos there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce come in and find out
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Pfft. You don't know??
I walked in on my wife staring at a can of orange juice. When I asked her what she was doing she said, "The can says 'concentrate'."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Just over halfway! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 63.4053% The joke's popularity is: 3.896
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