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The Latest Jokes - Page 383
Why did chicken cross road? Who cares?
Why did chicken cross road? Biological imperative.
what's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs!
Man calls the hospital and says,"My wife's having a baby!" The doctor says,"Is this her first child?" The man replies,"This is her husband you idiot!"
I forgot to make a back-up copy of my brain, so everything I learned last semester was lost
what sits in a pram and wobbles?
a jelly baby
a man went to the doctors as he thought he was beethoven. his doctor says, "ok then sir, if you're beethoven, perform your last movement". the man says, "ok then", and falls off the piano stool.
you know the cheif medical officer's warning on cigarette packets, "smoking tobacco seriously damages your health"? it should read: "smoking tobacco seriously damages your wallet".
Carpe Diem - Seize the day
Carpe Noctum - Seize the night
Carpin Denium - There's a fish in my pants
Carpe Ovum - Seize the egg
Cave Canem - Beware of the dog
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two mathematicians went out to lunch. Over lunch, one complained that most people don't understand even basic math. The other took a more optimistic view. A short time later, while the pessimist was in the bathroom, the other called the waitress over. "I am going to call you over in a few minutes," he explained, "and I am going to ask you a question. I want you to answer X3/3. OK?"....When the pessimist came back, he called the waitress over. "Look, I'll prove people understand math better than you think. OK, young lady, what is the integral of X2?"... "X3/3" she slowly repeated and walked away. Then she turned around and said, "Plus a constant." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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