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a lazy man with his lazy wife setting when the man yawns the wife says while your mouthe is opened call for the children
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Why did Bill Gates cross the road? To steal the Apple.
    75.6% funny

 

Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop.
    54.1% funny

 

Why did the soccer ball cross the road? Just for kicks.
    70.6% funny

 

What has four wheels and flies? A trash truck.
    83.0% funny

 

Why was Piglet looking in the toilet? He was trying to find Pooh.
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Why did the horse cross the road? It was going to see its neeyyybor.
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Why did the baby goat cross the road? It was just kidding around.
    89.6% funny

 

I tried to get a job as a beer taster once, but in the end, I bottled it.
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Definition of Kiss Joke Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.  Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.  Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips  Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.  Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.  Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria  Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.  Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.  Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.  Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.  Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.  Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects. Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.
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