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The Latest Jokes - Page 387
What does a cop use to arrest a pig? Hamcuffs.
Chicken. Chicken. Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken. Chicken.
What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka.
I called the hospital and they told me I was missing from my room.
Desire is the key to motivation, but it's the determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal- a commitment to excellence- that will enable you to attain the success you seek.
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
how many emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, they all just sit in the dark and cry
a minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
the bartender says, "what, is this some kind of a joke?"
A duck walks into a bar... QUACK!
A Man standing at the checkout in 'Tescos', looks up and sees this gorgeous, familiar looking blonde smiling at him.
As he leaves, he asks, "Do I know you".
"Yes". she replys "I think you're the father of 1 of my children".
He ponders for a moment and recalls his only night of infidelity. He then says, "Are you that lap dancer I screwed over the pool table on my stag night?"
"No", she replies, "I'm your sons English teacher!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A skeleton walks into a bar. He says to the bartender "Gimme a beer and a mop". Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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