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The Latest Jokes - Page 387
What does a cop use to arrest a pig? Hamcuffs.
Chicken. Chicken. Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken. Chicken.
What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka.
I called the hospital and they told me I was missing from my room.
Desire is the key to motivation, but it's the determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal- a commitment to excellence- that will enable you to attain the success you seek.
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
how many emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, they all just sit in the dark and cry
a minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
the bartender says, "what, is this some kind of a joke?"
A duck walks into a bar... QUACK!
A Man standing at the checkout in 'Tescos', looks up and sees this gorgeous, familiar looking blonde smiling at him.
As he leaves, he asks, "Do I know you".
"Yes". she replys "I think you're the father of 1 of my children".
He ponders for a moment and recalls his only night of infidelity. He then says, "Are you that lap dancer I screwed over the pool table on my stag night?"
"No", she replies, "I'm your sons English teacher!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever." A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 72.2330% The joke's popularity is: 2.712
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