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The Latest Jokes - Page 388
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night, the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals.
That night when he got home, he told his joke. She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me."
He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?"
She quickly replied, "M!"
Dave irritated everyone in our office. Whether it was the tone of his voice or his condescending attitude, we all steered clear. He must have suspected he was annoying, because he asked a co-worker, "Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?"
Larry responded, "It saves time."
I bet you $5 I know where you got your shoes.
You got your shoes on your feet.
Howw many women does it take to change a lightbulb
3, one to do it and 2 to chat about doing it
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They are both looking for a tight seal.
How do you call brunette? Artificial intelligence.
There were two cows on the road.
One cow said, "Mooooo!"
The other cow said, "Hey, I was gonna say that too!"
My girlfriend told me to kiss her in a strange place. So I took her to New Jersey.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You don't want that; you want a Red Rooster! It'll make you fly!" The guy argues and the bartender chugs a Red Rooster and jumps out the window, flies around in a circle and back in! The guy says, "WOW! I WILL have a Red Rooster!" He drinks it down and jumps out the window and falls to his death - Splat! A regular at the bar says to the bartender, "You know, you're a real asshole when you're drinking, Superman!"
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
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