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The Latest Jokes - Page 389
Why are bagpipe players always marching?
To get away from the noise.
why did the chicken cross the road?
to show the possum it could be done.
why did the turtle cross the road?
to get to the shell station.
What does a ghost wear under his sheet?
Nothing.
what's green, has six legs and balls
a snooker table
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go "who"?
No, Silly. Cows go "moo"; olws go "who".
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
What is the only type of bee that gives milk?
A boo bee!
I walked into B&Q and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I
wanted decking.
Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.
What do you call Mohammed Ali after his beans on toast?
Gaseous Clay
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