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The Latest Jokes - Page 390
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
How is a computer like an air conditioner?
When you open Windows it won't work!
What do you call an average cow?
Mu!
two peanuts walk into a bar, one was assaulted
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... tutors, mentors, flash cards, /! SPAN>special learning centers.... in short, everything they could think of to help him in math.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work.
His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.
To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.
Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card.
He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity.
She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.
"Well, then," she replied, was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? "WHAT WAS IT?"
Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well mom, on the first day of school I saw that guy nailed to the plus-sign, and I knew they weren't fooling around."
why did the idiot throw his clock out the window, he wanted to see time fly
how do fish get high? seaweed
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor,
Doctor Who,
How did you guess?
Bert took his dog to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm
going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped
back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" Bert replied,
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want
anything to make her think she's welcome."
what is big, red and eats rocks?
A Big red rock eater
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