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The Latest Jokes - Page 40
Two tomatoes crossed the road. One of them got run over. Then said the other one: "Come on ketchup!"
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Liar Sermon
A minister wound up the services one morning by saying, ''Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark''.
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin and said, ''Now, then, all of you who have done as I requested and read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please raise your hands.''
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.
Then said the preacher, ''You are the people I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark.''
why didnt the skeleton cross the road? Cause he had no guts
Yo mama so dumb, she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind.
knock knock
whos there
boo
boo who
dont cry you baby
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What did the Pillsbury's dough boy see when he bend over...? dough nuts
Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
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