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The Latest Jokes - Page 391
WHY ARE THERE NO FROGS ON THE MOON,THEY CANT JUMP THAT HIGH
how will you make a road broad? By adding 'b' infront of 'road'
A guy walks into a bar with a ship wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, "is that a ship's wheel?" and the guy says, "yeah, its been driving me nuts all morning."
what did the scarve say to the hat?
you hang around i'll go on ahead
I'm just waiting for flat screen tombstones, then I can put Google ads on it and make my relatives rich for life!
There are 10 type of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.
As computers play an ever-larger role in our lives, will emoticons ever find their way on to people’s tombstones? You know, something like: John Doe, Born 1924 :)- Died 1996:(
There are a lot of cleaning products that talk about killing bacteria, but not one of them tells you what to do with all those tiny corpses.
I am a lifelong urbanite whose nearest claim to a “wilderness adventure” involves running away from a couple of overly aggressive and possibly rabid squirrels.
what did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? dam!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" And I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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