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The Latest Jokes - Page 393
why are blond jokes so short?
so brunettes can remember them
How do you keep a blonde busy forever?
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
knock knock. who's there? hoo. hoo who? we got an owl here.
whats blue and white and swings through the trees,a fridge in a wrangler jacket
What is the difference between the Easter Bunny and an honest lawyer? Some people still believe the Easter Bunny exists.
what did Beethoven do after her died? He decomposed.
A fly hits a windscreen at 100km an hour, whats the last thing to go through its mind?
Its back legs!
what do you call an insomniac agnostic dyslexic? A dog that stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
An Ear passed me by the other day and silently went on its way. I wonder who that ear could be and has it ever heard of me?
The trouble with the rat race is, even if you win, you're still a rat.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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