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The Latest Jokes - Page 394
What's the difference between an old penny and a new dime?
nine cents
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney? you're too young to smoke
what do you call a mushroom that throws huge parties? A fungui to be around
what did the carpet say to the floor? don't move, I've got you covered!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road.
To See his Flat Mate.
Can a boy jump higher than a lamp post? Yes, because a lamp post can't jump.
what is black, white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn
Have you heard the joke about the bed? It's not made up yet!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling. "What do you have in your pocket?", she asked. "Tennis ball,? the man said smiling back. "Wow," said the blond looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 64.3200% The joke's popularity is: 4.097
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