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The Latest Jokes - Page 394
What's the difference between an old penny and a new dime?
nine cents
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney? you're too young to smoke
what do you call a mushroom that throws huge parties? A fungui to be around
what did the carpet say to the floor? don't move, I've got you covered!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road.
To See his Flat Mate.
Can a boy jump higher than a lamp post? Yes, because a lamp post can't jump.
what is black, white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn
Have you heard the joke about the bed? It's not made up yet!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: There was a man from Nantucket Who put his foot in a bucket When asked to declare Why it was there He said, "Put a sock in it!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 71.3208% The joke's popularity is: 3.025
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