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The Latest Jokes - Page 395
My dog has got no nose.
How does it smell?
Terrible!
what kind of engine that doesn't need fuel? engineer
what do call a hamburger without a ham ?
a hamptyburger
The pope decided to go for a ride one day, do he ordered his driver to hit the road. After a few boring miles, the Pope took the wheel, and, putting his driver in the back, got carried away with the power and handling of the car. He was soon stopped for speeding, and gave the officer his license.
"Just a sec...I'll be right back," said the officer, and radioed his sergeant. "You'll never guess who I just stopped! I got a big'un!"
"Who?" replied the sergeant. "The mayor?"
"Bigger'n that!"
"Jeez, the governor?"
"I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver!"
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
I've already fulfilled one of my New Years resolutions. The resolution was to get into shape. I chose pear shape.
The mathematician sets fire to the room and then goes to bed, having reduced it to a previously solved problem.
An atom and an ion are walking down the street. The ion says "I think I've lost an electron." The atom says, "are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
Whats the differance between Deer nuts and Beer nuts?
Beer nuts are about $2.25 and Deer nut are under a buck!
2 blondes walk into a shop: you'd think one of them would have seen it.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 40.5365% The joke's popularity is: 4.827
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