|
|
The Latest Jokes - Page 396
what is pink and hard? Miss piggy with a flick knife
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor
a duck walks into a bar and asks the barman if he has any bread, the barman says no so the duck asks again, "got any bread. Again the barman says no so the duck asks again, "NO" shouts the barman, "and if you asks again i'll nail your head to the bar", The duck pauses for a second and asks the barman "got any nails", no replies the barman "got any bread" says the duck
I tried doing standup once, but apparently the witness stand is not a good place.
Did you hear the one about the neocon who decided to become liberal? No, me neither.
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
Why did Mickey divorce Minney? Because she was doing Goofy.
what's brown and sticky?....a stick!
what do you call a cannonball that falls short of the target?
projectile disfunction
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in!! Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
How does this site work? |
 |