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The Latest Jokes - Page 398
why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? he had no guts
Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
HOW MANY BLONDES DOES IT TAKE TO PUT IN A LIGHT BULB? NONE! THEY GET THERE MAN TO DO IT!!
if i were an enzyme, i'd be dna helicase so i could unzip your genes
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.
doctor, doctor, i cant stop telling lies. i dont believe you
How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? One to hold the light bulb while the world turns around her.
why did the absurdist cross the road? fish!
Where do dogs keep their money? Barklays Bank
ireland's worst air disaster occured earlier this morning when a two-seater cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. irish search-and-rescue workers have recovered 1286 bodies from the wreckage and expect that number to climb sharply.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: One fish bumps into another fish and says, "I'm sorry, I had water in my eye." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 88.3298% The joke's popularity is: 4.970
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