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The Latest Jokes - Page 400
He took a duck in the face at 250 knots.
Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted...peanut.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
fsh.
Your mother is so overweight that it was a hazard to her health and her doctor put her on a restrictive diet.
Knock knock.
Who's th- THE INTERRUPTING COW!
Why is the ocean so friendly? Because it always waves!
Why did the nurse tell everyone to be quite? Because you might wake the sleeping pills!
What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper
Why did the chicken cross the road? He was safety-pinned to the punk rocker!
what dog loves to take a bath?
a shampoo-dle!
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