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The Latest Jokes - Page 5
Blonde Year In Review
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
why did the mushroom go to the party? because he was a fungi!
So a man walks into a bar and he says "ouch!"
Then the bartender asks him why he said ouch.
He replies "oh sorry, wrong joke."
Why was the math book upset?
Because it had many problems
You dont have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the slowest guy running from the bear!
two muffins are sitting in an oven, one says, man its hot in here, and the other replies, OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN!
Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spider.
yo mama so fat, she jumped up and got stuck
knock knock? who's there? boo! boo who? why are you crying?
there was a dog named joke, he died and joke ended
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What is it called when two mexicans are playing basketball? Juan on Juan. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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