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The Latest Jokes - Page 41
Q:What do you get if you cross a railroad engine with at stick of gum?
A:A chew chew train.
why did the cookie go to the doctor? he felt crummy.
What do you call a hungry parrot? A polynomial!
A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. How did it go? The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to ketchup.
a horse walks into a bar a the bartender says why the long face
I wanted to become a doctor, but I didnt have the patience
A guy walks into a bar...OW!!!
A skeleton walks into a bar. He says to the bartender "Get me a beer, and a mop!"
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two -- one to screw it in, and one not to screw it in.
Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head and the rear end are interchangeable." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 90.5797% The joke's popularity is: 3.140
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