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The Latest Jokes - Page 41
Q:What do you get if you cross a railroad engine with at stick of gum?
A:A chew chew train.
why did the cookie go to the doctor? he felt crummy.
What do you call a hungry parrot? A polynomial!
A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. How did it go? The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to ketchup.
a horse walks into a bar a the bartender says why the long face
I wanted to become a doctor, but I didnt have the patience
A guy walks into a bar...OW!!!
A skeleton walks into a bar. He says to the bartender "Get me a beer, and a mop!"
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two -- one to screw it in, and one not to screw it in.
Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: knock knock who's there banana knock knock who's there banana knock knock who's there banana knock knock who's there orange orange who orange ya glad i didnt say banana Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 57.6471% The joke's popularity is: 4.531
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