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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
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do you like pillows? i do! because i'm not allowed anything hard!
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google should do fitness
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knock knock who's there banana knock knock who's there banana knock knock who's there banana knock knock who's there orange orange who orange ya glad i didnt say banana
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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head and the rear end are interchangeable."
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One moron can ask more questions than ten wise men can answer.
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
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what do you call a fly with no wings? a walk
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Two guys walk into a bar. The second one ducked.
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What do you do if you're stuck inside an elephant? Run around until you're pooped out.
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