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The Latest Jokes - Page 405
how many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, he just delegates it.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He felt crummy!
solar powered lawn mower
why dont seagulls fly by the bay?
because then they would be called baygulls!
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back, a stick
what kind of sweaters do pirates wear?
ARRRRRGGGGYLE.
Guy walks into a doctor's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The doctor says "Clearly, I see you're nuts".
what do you call lee with no friends? lonelee
google is frugal!
You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A cowboy is out riding the range on his horse and gets caught by Indians, who take him back to their Indian village. When he gets there the Chief comes in and says "ok white man, we have a tradition in our tribe that you get one wish a day for 3 days, then you die. Time for your 1st wish" The cowboy says, Id like to speak wiht my horse. So the Indians bring in the horse, the cowboy whispers in his ear. The horse rides back to town and brings back a hot blonde, who goes into the tent with the cowboy and leaves 2 minutes later. The next day the cowboy again wishes to speak with his horse, he again whispers in the horses ear. The horse goes into town and brings back a hot brunette. She goes into the tent and leaves a minute later. On his third and final wish the cowboy again wishes to speak wiht his horse. The horse is brought in and the cowboy takes the horse by the riegns, looks him in the eye and yells "I said posse!!!!" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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