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The Latest Jokes - Page 406
A girl called me and said "Come over there's no one home". I went over. No one was home.
the doctor gave him 6 months to live. couldn't pay the bill. gave him another 6 months
c'est deux pizza dans un four:
l'une dit a lautre
-il fait chaud ici
lautre repond
-mon dieu un pizza qui parle!!!
a man walks into a bar.
ouch
What is orange, and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
whats the difference between a teacher and a train? the teacher sais "sit down!" and the train sais "choochoo"
How does a cake laugh? With Frosting!
How does a rock swim? Not well.
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!" So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other. "Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!" "You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says. "Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?" "50 cents." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 4.997
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