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The Latest Jokes - Page 406
A girl called me and said "Come over there's no one home". I went over. No one was home.
the doctor gave him 6 months to live. couldn't pay the bill. gave him another 6 months
c'est deux pizza dans un four:
l'une dit a lautre
-il fait chaud ici
lautre repond
-mon dieu un pizza qui parle!!!
a man walks into a bar.
ouch
What is orange, and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
whats the difference between a teacher and a train? the teacher sais "sit down!" and the train sais "choochoo"
How does a cake laugh? With Frosting!
How does a rock swim? Not well.
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what do you cal a man with a seagull on his head? cliff. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 30.0469% The joke's popularity is: 4.328
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