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The Latest Jokes - Page 409
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Blonde teen to hot dog vendor: How long are your foot-long hot dogs?
Dad to buddy's tween daughter: Susie*, can you get me another beer from the cooler?
Susie: Wow, Jerry, you're an alcoholic.
Dad's own tween daughter: My dad is not an alcoholic, he just drinks fast!
pretentious pickles and portly pineapples
global bunion grunion
knock knock who's there? Banana
a horse walked into a bar and the bartender said why the long face
i am a silly boy who eats candy and has tea parties with stuffed animals
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side
knock knock, who's there? a meatloaf
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