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The Latest Jokes - Page 42
yo momma so fat, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.
Remember, honey, on your wedding day it's All right to say "yes."
What organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size? The pupil of the eye, in dim light
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."
"Duh.....you have to roll up the windows first!"
yo mama is so fat, when she walks down the streets in a yellow rain coat, people yell "TAXI!"
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the Beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be Queasy about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack And took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "This is for Washing our hair." The cashier without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer saying, "Here, Don't forget the curlers."
Knock Knock. Who's there? Brown. Brown who? CHARLIE BROWN!
why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Jack’s grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him. After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or even worse, called out other men’s names! Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men. Finally, he decided to confront her. Diane, he said, the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me ten million dollars when he died" "Don’t be ridiculous, she replied, I don’t care who gave you the money!" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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